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Teach children: Сказ о кроте и какашках

Teach children: Croton book pro and kakashki

Posted on April 25, 2014April 25, 2014 by Al

Yes, to, вы не ошиблись открыв заголовок статьи, именно про г..но! На обучение малышей в международном детском саду в Китае, родители выделяют немалые средства и они получают хороший результат – многие китайцы, в будущем, легко смогут разговаривать и на китайском, и на английском (обучение начинают в раннем возрасте). В классах у меня по 25 детей, у них есть разные игрушки и книжки, которые они читают каждый день.

Каково же было моё удивление, когда я увидел книжку про Крота. Занятная шапочка у него, смахивает, truth, на какашку, но так наверно нарисовали, подумалось мне. А когда я открыл книжку, то не просто удивился, а выпал в осадок – в первом же эпизоде, кроту на голову падает… Сами смотрите что!

Teach children: Сказ о кроте и какашках

Oddly, но со всеми статьями о свободе нравов и европейских ценностях, у меня в голове было однозначное представление, откуда эта книжка пришла – из Европы.

Открываем форзац – бинго! – История сделана немецкими писателем и иллюстратором.

Teach children: Сказ о кроте и какашках

Я совсем не помню, какие книжки нам давали в детском саду, но уверен, что подобных не было. На протяжении всех страниц, крот ищет, кто же это навалил ему на голову! Не кролик ли? Не корова ли?

Teach children: Сказ о кроте и какашках Teach children: Сказ о кроте и какашках

Yes, может быть крот – юный натуралист, который в будущем станет опытным охотником и будет по одному виду определять, что мимо пробегал какой-то баран, но почему он всю книжку ходит с этой какашкой на голове? Представим, что на улице или в парке, сверху нам прилетает подарок от птички. Будем ли мы метаться под деревьями, с молоком на голове и выяснять, была ли это ворона, голубь или альбатрос?

Мои коллеги испытали смешанные чувства, от отвращения до нездорового веселья. Может быть люди начинают привыкать, когда во взрослых мультиках, вроде South Park, показывают приключения мистера какашки и можно сказать, “что естественно, то не безобразно”. Всё же основной вопрос, застывший у всех на устах был: What the f..k?

Speaking in Russian: Какого хрена? А теперь проведём небольшое маркетинговое исследование: Хотели бы вы купить эту книгу своему ребёнку?

Самое главное в истории: зачем же крот искал того, кто сотворил ему шапку? – Он искал его, чтобы свершить возмездие. В итоге, крот собаке отомстил – взял и нагадил ей на голову. “Супер финал!”

Teach children: Сказ о кроте и какашках

Я не знаю, чем думают те, who buys books for kindergarten, but let's think, and maybe someone can answer: What can be learned from this book?

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16 thoughts on “Teach children: Croton book pro and kakashki”

  1. Dmitry says:
    June 6, 2014 at 8:08 am

    That's a great read for a child! Developmental. And most importantly what great pictures. One can see, that people have tried to. I thought we all only through x….

    Reply
    1. Al says:
      June 7, 2014 at 12:56 pm

      Yes, Dmitry, very exciting:) I hope in Russia this book was not published! And what we have through “same”, You can pair these examples from education?

      Reply
      1. Dmitry says:
        June 7, 2014 at 10:11 pm

        Well that? I bring a couple, but one, most notable innovation of recent years for pupils, just true now – during exams. The well-known three-letter word: CSE. All students were afraid of him. And something positive reviews I have not heard about it.

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        1. Al says:
          June 8, 2014 at 9:55 pm

          We take the exam did not have, but you're right – not flattering reviews. Any lack, but I hope, that our educational system does not start in full copy western and similar books to supply dozens of kindergartens. I am, truth, not aware, may have such books has long been a lot of, and therefore would like to ask you. In China, this example is rather “out of the ordinary”, they have so many books by Chinese authors, normal books, which can be read and children, and adults from such literature eye on his forehead does not come out.

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          1. Dmitry says:
            June 8, 2014 at 10:13 pm

            Yes, I have no doubt, that enters your instance is rather an exception, than the rule. Recently ever heard information about, that education in China will soon be much appreciated. I think, Such are the bad things there will be eradicated, and encourage.

          2. Al says:
            June 9, 2014 at 9:08 am

            I think, Chinese with a light heart bye to such a “literature”. About education in China – training in the field of international business or practice a language may greatly help, not sure about the technical professions or economy, depends on the university. The Chinese still, пока, Western education is considered to be the best and they are sent to thousands of foreign universities, dream about America, or at least European higher education. I think, if Russia will no longer be inclined to repeat for the West, and will focus more on the Soviet model, then our education even more will be appreciated – many experts released… By the way, Chinese people do not spare money for foreign experts and lectures on technical education at the university can bring to Professor 4-5 thousand dollars a month. If they continue in the same spirit, it really levels rise significantly.

  2. Dmitry says:
    June 9, 2014 at 10:51 am

    Considering how they rush ahead of the rest, I think they will do, they want:)

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    1. Al says:
      June 9, 2014 at 3:59 pm

      Well, it's me themselves to save the note, I want to believe, that positive thoughts materialize and our education system will incorporate only the best of all, and from his past, including, and not all sorts of tests to drag myself to the will.

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  3. Dmitry says:
    June 9, 2014 at 10:52 am

    Why is it you have comments on the site only at the second attempt sent. From the first never started.

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    1. Al says:
      June 9, 2014 at 4:02 pm

      Thank you for your comment, we deal with it, it's just. We verify all!

      Reply
  4. cheap says:
    July 31, 2014 at 11:51 pm

    This book can coerce open a restaurant with kakshkami:

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    1. Al says:
      August 1, 2014 at 9:39 pm

      Restaurant with poop in China have already, straight in Shenzhen. I visited friends. Maybe in other countries, too… I do not go, I can not say for sure.

      Reply
  5. cheap says:
    July 31, 2014 at 11:52 pm

    *with poo
    and why not to post my picture?

    Reply
    1. Al says:
      August 1, 2014 at 9:38 pm

      Pictures in the comments will not be. 😉

      Reply
  6. Larissa says:
    October 17, 2015 at 10:25 am

    Вы совсем сума сошли! какашки!

    Reply
  7. Lydia says:
    April 15, 2016 at 12:10 pm

    Ну эту книгу можно считать плагиатом российской или наоборот) Зря думаете, что в РФ нет таких книг) Очень “знаменитая” и так же “развивающая” “Приключения какашки” некой Анны Сучковой, погуглите… Я в который раз благодарю СССР, что училась я в СССР, сорри за каламбур. Бедные дети современной россии, жертвы копрофилов…

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