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Do not disturb. Tiny grass is dreaming

Funny chinese translation. Chinglish

Posted on March 10, 2014March 10, 2014 by Julia

Translation from Chinese to English, or the people “chinglish”, always happy while traveling in China. Today we decided to publish a collection of funny pictures on racist parks and organisms.

смешные китайские названия и знаки. чинглиш
F*ck the duck until exploded

Grass in China, too, can dream …

Do not disturb. Tiny grass is dreaming
Do not disturb. Tiny grass is dreaming

C*nt – это очень-очень плохое слово в английском языке 😀

C*nt examination
C*nt examination

Racist park
Racist park

Special for deformed
Special for deformed

Execution in progress
Execution in progress

Or for processing or an organism

Recyclable/Organism
Recyclable/Organism

Poisonous and evil rubbish
Poisonous and Evil Rubbish

And these hotels in the country quite a lot. So these aliens and ride in China, and go.

Hotel for aliens
Hotel for aliens

No shiting
No shiting

Особый супчик 😉

Soup for sluts
Soup for sluts

Do not strip the fire! 🙂

No naked light
No naked light

Spam in China sell directly to banks.

Ветчина spam
Ham spam

Excellent name for a hotel – “Warm yes”.

Warm yes hotel
Warm yes hotel

Pormotion
Pormotion

Russian people do not always read as, как надо 🙂

Possible
Possible

Russian language is often translated as the Chinese, Google if their best friend, therefore be continued…

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6 thoughts on “Funny chinese translation. Chinglish”

  1. nord_tramper says:
    March 20, 2014 at 3:24 pm

    What a magical Chinglish ))))

    Translations by Google ingogda such gems issue ))))

    Reply
    1. Al says:
      March 21, 2014 at 9:57 am

      Well, Here's an impression, and that they use this translator, When signs do yourself, especially on the Russian translation.

      Reply
  2. Chen says:
    March 21, 2014 at 7:46 am

    our guy, one name is Lee Yahuy!

    Reply
    1. Al says:
      March 21, 2014 at 10:02 am

      Cool! I had a student named Li Hui. Business cards vsё Tac and written, as the Russian people would read. But I was told, so that the Chinese people and say “Hui, bu hui”, eg, Russian not to offend or do not laugh out loud… So it?

      Reply
  3. Alexey says:
    November 2, 2014 at 6:09 pm

    Well if you take into account the, that access to them is blocked to Google, apparently there is some kind of a funny translator, который похлеще гугла будеТ 😀

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    1. Al says:
      November 7, 2014 at 1:05 am

      Alexey, hundred percent Chinese translator! Because different programs, eg, Photoshop has a different Chinese fonts, and Russian text in this embodiment has the form of one to one with the font with some Chinese posters, ie. herded into the program, cut-and-paste = & gt; Print.
      Generally, popular translator, which is used by many Chinese to translate words and texts in English and other languages – Baidu is fani (fanyi.baidu.com), Russian truth there is not visible. If someone tells the name of this mega machine hellish Russian translation of words into Chinese and back – write, мы посмешим своих китайских друзей 🙂

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